that one character that’s universally hated by the fandom.
Can someone please edit this so that it says ‘King Douche’
But, I can't make souffles, and I did not run away with a madman in a blue box...
Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?
11 reasons why I love 11 - No. 4 reason - He says funny stuff
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
modern day rebels
This makes me happy
AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do