But, I can't make souffles, and I did not run away with a madman in a blue box...
"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"
oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master
after that, you can go beat the queerlite 4
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
What if someone was allergic to broken legs
i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors.
I keep seeing so many horrible posts about Ferguson and WHY IS NO ONE DOING ANYTHING
WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS THIS
WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS
THERE ARE INNOCENT HUMAN BEINGS BEING HURT AND KILLED
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
"7am in the morning"
a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other