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12 minutes ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 177,757 notes

dogeecoin:

it-was-just-a-reflektor:

"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"

oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master

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after that, you can go beat the queerlite 4

17 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 100,223 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

17 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 82,186 notes
Tagged as: #beautiful 

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

What if someone was allergic to broken legs

17 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 768,581 notes

yxxz:

i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors. 

17 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 151,801 notes

I keep seeing so many horrible posts about Ferguson and WHY IS NO ONE DOING ANYTHING
SERIOUSLY
GOVERNMENT
ANYTHING
ANYONE
WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS THIS
WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS
THERE ARE INNOCENT HUMAN BEINGS BEING HURT AND KILLED
FOR NO
FUCKING
REASON

17 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 4 notes

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

"7am in the morning"

17 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 443,692 notes
Tagged as: #me too 

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

18 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 75,839 notes
Tagged as: #puns 

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

18 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 280,047 notes
Tagged as: #beautiful 

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

18 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 348,304 notes
Tagged as: #reference